The Lexicon: Hipster Babies vs. Baby Hipsters

If you were previously confused on the proper terminology surrounding babies and hipsters, you’re in luck. Here is the difference:

Hipster Baby (Figure 1.)- The offspring of hipsters, has no choice or control over their involvement in hipster subculture.

Baby Hipster (Figure 2.)- Exceptionally young hipsters, most likely dropped off at 17th and Baltimore by their mom.

One of the videos of Lady Gaga’s acoustic versions of songs slipped through the cracks, and I think it may be the best of all. Skip the first 58 seconds, it’s just French people talking.

Don’t bother looking up the normal version of the song, it’s terrible.